Battles + Fucked Up = Lots Of Sweaty Dudes (or does it !?)
Battles - One of the world's finest quai-instrumental-post-rock-metal-freak out bands playing with North America's finest punk rock band FUCKED UP. Sounds like the best show ever! And it is.......
If you have a penis.
Everyone knows that most women do not enjoy music like this. This specific show is destined to be the biggest sausage fest ever (this will make the el-p show look like a miss america pageant). Team R5 had several closed door meetings with representatives from The Battles and The Fucked Up - to come up with a plan to overcome the testosterone overdose and bring the soft, clean and pretty touch that only a woman could..
We present you with.....
BATTLES AND FUCKED UP LADIES NIGHT !
Yes that's right! The first 50 ladies to purchase advance tickets (will call only) will get into the show HALF PRICE. Attention "clever" men reading this on the internet - these are will call only tickets. So do not show up on July 19th , looking all dude like - expecting us to let you in. This also applies to that totally weird guy who used to goto indie and hardcore shows in 2001 in a dress - then start masturbating as the band plays (remember when he did that like 3 days after 9/11 at the Unwound show). Sorry guy - you'll have to pay the normal $12 to fulfill your weirdo fantasies.
BATTLES AND FUCKED UP LADIES NIGHT
Thursday July 19th 2007 8:00pm
At The First Unitarian Church
22nd and Chestnut Streets
All Ages / $12 / $6 For The First 50 Ladies
Will Call Only Ticket Link Below :
Purchase Advance Tickets For This Show Right Now (click the tickets) :
Or Call 1-866-468-7619 (toll free)
4 Comments:
hold up - i'm a girl and i bought my ticket to this a few weeks ago. do i get money back?
Uh i want ticket but you're ticket jawn isn't functioning at the moment.. but what i really want tickets for is the pagan babies etc show.. and though i feel like this 1/2 price move is somewhat exploitative i'm all for it and would definately show up for more shows. much love kids - katie jacoby
what members of US Maple are in Singer?
i was turned away at this show, but would've loved to add my sweet and charming femme touches to those already exhibited by both Battles AND Fucked Up. In fact I tried purchasing advanced tickets a few times only to be told that online ticketing wasn't functioning and at relapse that they weren't able to sell advance tickets for the show. that made me angry. and then i wasn't so lady-like.
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